Can We Try One More Time, Stop The Tape And Rewind...
awkwardturtles-onedirectioner:
Moves Like Jagger parody about One Direction
LYRICS
If I can just start with Vas Happenin’?
Zayn Malik my heart
You can have it
Just take it away
To the room where you lay
With mirrors all day
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Your grammar is bad Real_Liam_Payne
The turtles there dead
What can I say?
The spoons are ahead
They’re winning again
I hope you’re ok
Eating soup with a fork
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I can eat that fruit from your body
Taylor Lautner won’t steal my hottie
I’ve got the moves like Zayn
I’ve got the moves like Zayn
I’ve got the moooooves like Zayn
Someday he will marry a dancer
Maybe just a power ranger
I’ve got the moves like Liam
I’ve got the moves like Liam
I’ve got the mooooooves like Liam
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Will Jimmy protest?
I don’t think so
Cause Louis’ the best
Screaming Hell No!
Boo Bear’s my soul
A true Go cart pro
He would date Susan Boyle
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The curly haired maaaan, Harry
Is madly involve with his Larry
Pretend he’s a cat
Like Caroline Flack
Then I’m sure that that
Will work out fine
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I can pat the dog, I’ll show you
Screw the lightbulb too you know
I’ve got the moves like Louis
I’ve got the moves like Louis
I’ve got the moooooooves like Louis
If you see me fall I don’t care
Even got some cake in my hair
I’ve got the moves like Harry
I’ve got the moves like Harry
I’ve got the mooooooves like Harry
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As ya’ll know
There’s a number five
He’s Irish (did you know?)
And his name is Niall
Eating Nandos chicken
Wearing dungaree’s yeah
Always laughing with me
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That’s 1D for you
Screaming out “SHE’S MINE”
Bananas costing pounds
Carrots all around
Y R they so fit?
I couldn’t tell you sh*t
But if you get the chance
Don’t hesitate!
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Take me to the milkshake city
Just as long as you go with me
I move in One Direction
I move in One Direction
I move in Onnnnneee Direction
Stop the traffic when we go
My love for you only grows
I love One Direction
I love One Direction
I love Onnnnneee Direction
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Massive thank you everybody
OK EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN TO THIS
THIS GIRL IS INCREDIBLE FOR MAKING THIS!THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!
Girl you are a GENIUS!
ALL THE AWARDS. A +
asgfdkjskjdfhsjhjf amazayn,.
kladngblahsdklansga oh lord. somebody catch me i’m swooning this is fantastic
A+++++++++++++++++++
THIS IS SO SO SO SO SO AMAZAYN! A++++++++++++++++++++++++++ TO YOU GURL! xx
HJFGDEUVBEIYGTZOCNGTZEOKJP A+ A+ A+ A+
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